Got my first quilt pattern in the mail today!!! How exciting is that! However, if I would have known that I could purchase them at Sew'n Place, I would have gone there and bought it instead!! However, I did get a bunch of fat quarters to piece together for my quilt. I'll be making an appearance as Asyneath Bellhurst Grey at Spangler's Spring on Friday/Saturday/Sunday/IWishForTheRestOfMyLife and will be hand-piecing it as I hang out with the guys and sing rousing Civil War songs.
I had to ask one of my coworkers at our PCA meeting tonight if there was smoke coming off my ass. She looked at me like, "Wtf...?" I proceeded to tell her that I thought my pants were on fire because that salesguy at Sew'n Place was HOTTT. But of course, when I went back to actually purchase the fabric (stopped before my work meeting, was overwhelmed by the amazing fabric selections, had no time to browse, let alone wipe off the drool from my lipsticked kissers) I noticed he had a ring on. Which confirmed my suspicions that he was either married or gay. Dammit anyhow. I'm pretty sure that if God made me, like my mother says he did, he did so for the sole purpose of amusement. "Hmm. How can I disappoint Moose today?" I bet that's what he says as he sits on his celestial throne with a beer in his hand. I feel like I need some Sims upon which to take out my frustrations.
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